skip to main |
skip to sidebar
What Kinda Swimming Costume are you?
Currently I am in no such state to even be thinking of swimsuits.
I have a lovely lard inner tube that I got for x-mas that has been chilling on my mid-section since December that won't go away...despite my greatest efforts.
And by greatest efforts I mean not working out
and
eating less ice-cream than I did the day before...
Womp Womp
However, I am not one to let the size of my ass get in the way of my dreams so I gotta ask..
What Kinda Suit Are you?
Striped Bikini
Polka Dot Bikini
Missoni Zig Zag
Pretty Plain
Or are you like me and plan on wearing a cover-up the whole sunny season?
Can You say DASHIKI!
so....what say ye wee ones?
zig zag or aztec pls!
ReplyDeleteFloral please!!!
ReplyDeleteStripes fo sho... and the dashiki is fab! How did I not know about this?
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny because over the weekend I was walking with a friend and said how much I loved a swimsuit and if I was a swimsuit I would be this one....it was the polka dot anthro one!
ReplyDeletejust saw polka dot one in nymag!! LOVE
ReplyDeleteThe zig zags! Now if I can just hit the gym more regularly, I can sport any of 'em with ease!
ReplyDeletethis is a fun post you put up!
I have had one of those lovely inner tubes as well. I hit 40 and it is like shit changed overnight. I now live and die by the Abs Diet for Women. Not a diet, really, a way of changing the way you are eating without a ton of effort. End result, inner tube came off and has stayed off. And, animal print!
ReplyDeleteTotally dashiki this year.
ReplyDeleteConsidering my ass has more dimples than a golf ball, I'm considering just staying inside this summer.
ReplyDeletePolka Dot Bikini Please, so Pretty!
ReplyDeleteUGH! If I could get away with it, I LOVE the Missoni zig zag suit, but let's be honest...after 3 boys, a bikini ain't happening again...ever!
ReplyDeleteAztec or zig zag fo shooooo.
ReplyDeleteChampagne Lifestyle on a Beer Budget
Oh God.....bathing suits. Why can't we just all wear shorts and t shirts to the beach.....gimme a coverup please.....
ReplyDeleteHa! Thanks for the chuckle! I love the floral one-piece best. I find a little ruching always helps!
ReplyDeleteI love this blog I enjoyed your collections and the way they have everything displayed.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Missoni zig zag fo shizzle and I have always found the word Dashiki to be inexplicably hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWhen are we gonna have a boozy party for all our LA blogger gals?
I believe I would wear every single suit you posted here! Every. One. And by the by, do not let something as inconsequential as a teeny-tiny muffin top deter you from donning a spectacular swimsuit and sashaying poolside. I don't. I always figure that if my appearance offends, people are free to avert their eyes in horror and look somewhere else! Thank you for a lovely summer swimsuit post :)
ReplyDeleteXOXOXO
ABC
Honestly I would wear them all, but the zigzag would probably be my first buy.
ReplyDelete